Two days as a secretary... Two days as a secretary: I get the idea and share it with my entrepreneur friend. I have my wife pack a suitcase so we can be away for two days. She unknowingly agrees and, as usual, goes to her beautician for nails, legs, pussy, and ass. The next day, I drop her off at the entrepreneur's, telling her she'll have to be a secretary for two days. She gets out of the car, smiling, and asks me in a slutty way, "Do I have to be a full-time secretary?"